Welcome to Modern Times
2009-07-31 - by
Good Lord: There’re terrorists in Johnston County. They’ve been sitting down there around a local fish pond for three years planning to go to Israel and blow someone (and themselves) sky high.
In the old days Johnston County was famous for Ava Gardner and world-class bootleggers but times have changed; now the home of Mule Day has marched into the Modern Age and Jihadists are living in Willow Springs with an arsenal of submachine guns in the basement; it’s enough to shake your faith piney woods churches, dowager aunts and Stonewall Jackson.
We may just look back in ten years and say, Right then, right there, the moment George Holding and those FBI agents arrested those terrorists around that catfish pond – that was the moment we knew for sure The Old South was Gone with the Wind.
Posted in General
Welcome to Modern Times
2009-07-31/
Good Lord: There’re terrorists in Johnston County. They’ve been sitting down there around a local fish pond for three years planning to go to Israel and blow someone (and themselves) sky high.
In the old days Johnston County was famous for Ava Gardner and world-class bootleggers but times have changed; now the home of Mule Day has marched into the Modern Age and Jihadists are living in Willow Springs with an arsenal of submachine guns in the basement; it’s enough to shake your faith piney woods churches, dowager aunts and Stonewall Jackson.
We may just look back in ten years and say, Right then, right there, the moment George Holding and those FBI agents arrested those terrorists around that catfish pond – that was the moment we knew for sure The Old South was Gone with the Wind.
Posted in General