There are 2 redneck holidays-Any day it snows and the 4th of July-have a nice holiday and remember the vets and founders while partying.

What are the last words of a redneck?................."Hey ya'll watch this!"

Huh? said :

What are the last words of a redneck?................."Hey ya'll watch this!"

Hahahahaha....that's just before setting down a Budweiser and jumping off a cliff into a shallow pool of water.
 

Guess what the two black holidays are?   What's the last thing a black guy sees when?    Wow.  Just doesn't have the same ring does it.  The only two groups of people left we can make jokes about are Red Necks and Christians.  Lets go get those Red Neck Bible toten A--  Hol--.

Choo said :

Guess what the two black holidays are?   What's the last thing a black guy sees when?    Wow.  Just doesn't have the same ring does it.  The only two groups of people left we can make jokes about are Red Necks and Christians.  Lets go get those Red Neck Bible toten A--  Hol--.

Since I'm a rural white southerner that attends a Southern Baptist church I kind of feel like it's okay for me to poke fun at my peeps.  That's a lot different than me telling jokes about blacks or hispanics.  Sorry if you can't see the difference.

 I also like bluegrass music.

How many banjo pickers does it take to change a light bulb?,.................100, one to replace it while 99 complain that it's electric.

I'm also a Southern Baptist.

A fellow dies and goes to heaven.  An angel is assigned to show him around.  They go from place to place and see people enjoying themselves participating in activities they enjoy.  There' s golf course, a wonderful waterfall with people swimming, a group of people are singing in a church, children frolic in fields.  It's all very overwhelming for him.  Then they come to a great wall and the angel motions for him to be quiet as they climb up to look over.  They see people on the other side doing many of the same things he had seen before.  When they climb back down he asks, "What was that all about?"  The angel replies, "Oh that's the Southern Baptists, they think they're the only ones here."

It's called self-deprecating humor Choo.  You point out your faults and shortcomings in a humorous way.  If a black man makes a joke about having bad credit or running from the cops it's one thing if you or I do it it's another.  It's really not that complicated.

Here's a bumper sticker someone I know has on their truck.  How do you take it  I wasn't insulted, and thought it was funny.  OBAMA  Half Honky, All Donkey 

Huh? said :

It's called self-deprecating humor Choo.  You point out your faults and shortcomings in a humorous way.  If a black man makes a joke about having bad credit or running from the cops it's one thing if you or I do it it's another.  It's really not that complicated.

 

Here's a bumper sticker someone I know has on their truck.  How do you take it  I wasn't insulted, and thought it was funny.  OBAMA  Half Honky, All Donkey 

From where I sit you are fighting a loosing battle with this choo.

No battle.  I wouldn't have it any other way.  Just an observation.  I don't think rednecks need any protection.  You may need protection from them.  I think everyone is fair game.  I like making fun of rednecks and crop pickers like Huh and he doesn't mind.

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about.  A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.   She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!   She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.   I guess if  the weather person says that the winds are  going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand!!    I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...   Wazzup, muthas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!  Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit.

Who does this offend?

It is confirmed on Snopes.com. 

Don't bother me.  I'am all into offending. We need to be equal opportunity offenders. 

Choo said :

Don't bother me.  I'am all into offending. We need to be equal opportunity offenders. 

Ditto !!